Those Fucking Rangers

Those bastards, can’t win a game:
throw the ball away, lose leads,
have no relief pitching.

Clark is older than Original Sin.
They suck, except for Juan.
They piss off, they cause a
great pain, deep inside.

They hurt like a woman.
And why, people ask.
It’s just a game…

Yeah, baseball is just a game,
the greatest game ever played.
Baseball, Ray, baseball.

October 1996