Misc. Haiku 66-70

66

The cloth
    kept wet
under the pin

67

    getting past
things past —
    naked in the meramec.

68

    a whole napkin
for a single
    fly

69

You gotta do this,
    you gotta do that —
we’re all lawyers

70

In the time
I’ve written this I’ve gotten
Two spam messages

Misc. Haiku 61-65

61
When I closed my eyes
The sun went behind a cloud,
And it was Friday

62
I can remember
When I didn’t even know
What Lowe’s was

63
On a branch silhouetted
By my neighbor’s window,
A cardinal braces

64
In the midst
Of a roaring party,
An old coffee cup, broken

65
As I wonder
At a light bulb —
It bursts in my face

Misc. Haiku 51-55

51

What’d I write last night?
The morning is coffee
And looking through notebooks

52

Twenty-eight and still too scared
To say thrice into the mirror,
“Bloody Mary?”

53

Moon at an acme
That no company could match —
Din of merger news

54

Kerouac’s best haiku
Were the ones that went
Uncollected

55

A retreat
Into alcoholism, no
Not me

California Haiku

1

The morning fit with fog —
Morro's stacks and stone
just barely visible

2

Tide goes in and out —
never the same,
always the same

3

Standing on rocks
waiting for the tide
to go down

4

Sketching the ocean,
my fingers wet
with charcoal

5

Felled by beer,
I pass out while it's still light
in California

Misc. Haiku 46-50

46

Royal Success Systems —
Convincing people
That their graffiti is art

47

Dog ears appear
From the heart of a sleeping ball —
Truck w/ trailer passes by

48

Drove out to the
Country for some air —
Coming back, the city ahaze

49 (after Kerouac)

In the Belleville house,
My father’s
Abominable yawns

50
Is my head back this far?
I was just now having
The night’s first beer

Misc. Haiku 41-45

41

My favorite poets
   Had their own problems—
How reassuring

42

This is just an act
   Me sitting here stoned and drunk
In the chair

43

Hey, aren’t the zinnias
   Pretty?
Let’s have another drink

44

As I watch The War,
   I decide to skip dinner—
The battle of my bulge

45

Bare nail in wall
   Where my painting hung—
Now I see the sun

Misc. Haiku 36-40

36

Hark! The dog makes the sound
Of someone interested
In my poetry

37

Getting drunk
To the story of Enron—
Alcohol flows like gas.

38

Untamed land
Just waiting to be explored—
From the five hundreds…

39

Swimming the halls of fortune,
Beset by the winnings
Of the greatest generation

40

Macadamia nut
Dusted with imperial
Gunpowder

Misc. Haiku 31-35

31

Flushed Rhine has risen
To welcome our arrival
In the wine-land

32

Skyline sky,
Skybleached sky.
How many times I will describe it

33

Coin empire,
You’re running out of coins—
Guess how I paid for you

34

Sky more blue
Or clouds more white?
What haiku at this height?

35

Heels on a cobblestone street.
Oh, I can’t help
But looking

Misc. Haiku 26-30

26
Out in a field,
Weaving a wreath
Of cornflowers

27
Head hurts, sounds
Of the faucet upstairs—I don’t
Want to write any poetry

28
Reading on summer porch
Surrounded by oak and maple.
Beyond, useless world

29
Squirrels the lorax
To my bygone yellow patch
Of sunflowers

30
Alas!  A sound the dog and I
Both thought could be her car
Was only a weedeater