Misc. Haiku 56-60

56

When I watered my jade
With Schlitz
Of course it died

57

To set the clock
I look to see what time it is
While holding the missing clock

58

It’s been weeks
But finally I hear it —
The rain

59

Stuck but not
Dead in winter
Plotting Spring

60

If someone came and
Hacked to death whatever —
Quiet home