Alimentary Manifesto 15

~ johnbrandall
  1. Forget food
  2. I renounce food and all its treason
  3. Food is not my commander
  4. I refuse to schedule my day around food
  5. I’m really not that hungry
  6. Thanks, I ate once already
  7. I had watermelon and loved it
  8. Heat that up on the dashboard
  9. Make the same thing over and over
  10. Order triple and hunker down
  11. Less food is more life
  12. I could eat more if I drank less
  13. But I don’t want to drink less
  14. Fine, I’ll eat whatever
  15. But only if it’s perfectly cooked!

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