I. Strep To.
Who wants to riverboat gamble? Bramblewine, Charley Pride, kiss an angel good morning. At 4:35 a car on St. Ann honked, a woman whooped and I coughed this cough I've got, craning for health, for a clear cranium, for enriched uranium, for heavy water—Enough. It's not a cough I've got but a sore throat and a wicked one. All my life I'd hear about other people getting strep throat and I can't recall ever having it myself...until now? Dunh, dunh, dunhhhh! I have been under the weather for weeks and now I'm in New Orleans, Louisiana—what am I doing here? Sipping room coffee at five a.m. because I can't sleep and my throat hurts and I don't have my trusty foam contour pillow, upon which I have grown heavily reliant. The day will unfold, though, and it might just get better. The only tool of destruction I have here is the liquid—no grass and no pills. I have a legitimate chance of remembering the good time I'm going to have out there on those patchworked cobblestone streets in this old amorous city on the river...
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