I have devised a new darts game called "Chaser" where darters get a point when they hit a sector (what is a point area called, a block, a slice?) with the third consecutive dart that's hit that area (they do not have to hit it three straight times themself, they pick up where the previous … Continue reading Chaser
Month: September 2005
When Matter and Antimatter Come Together
How much choice did he have when constructing the universe? Did contractors foul up his orders?Was he beset by floods and tornadoes?Did he get called in for jury duty?Did he run out money, half-way through?Did environmental permits tone him down? What was accident?What was fundamental? When his children nagged himdid he turn around to yell,"Ordinary … Continue reading When Matter and Antimatter Come Together
My Father on an Elevator With George Steinbrenner
Outside, in the slop,
horses run, glistening
with rain and sweat.
***
My father knows a guy
who has horses, a trainer,
and seats at club level.
Dad presses a button to go up,
and enters the car with three others.
Two who are bodyguards soon get off.
Now it’s just them inside, where
matter comes together with other matter.
Did Dad make bad wardrobe choices that morning?
No. Both wear sport coats, collared shirts, no ties.
Dad has on navy blue Ballys,
from his Puerto Rican honeymoon.
Got them shined at Lambert Airport,
tipped the guy a $2 bill.
But what does a Sox fan
say to The Boss in intimate quarters?
***
“I said nothing about baseball
and talked only about horses,
where he and his sister went to college—
Williams, Skidmore, etc.”
(My father a Dartmouth man himself.)
“He was very cordial.”
***
“I met a man who had
a horse running in the next race,”
he said, once home, as we played guess who.
“I asked him how his horses
were doing, but not about the failings
of his Japanese pitcher!”
Thoughts Nearing Sleep
A lady inaristocratic trousers Holding four concert ticketsin front of her face
You say what?
hierophany search it at technorati.com hello, Ray birthdays suck anyway should I celebrate it, or is that copping out of a day as in, well, i can sit on the couch and drink high life and eat cheese puffs because it's my birthday whereas, who cares? it's your birthday so what? waste it and that's … Continue reading You say what?