Note: What follows is not a dream but a carefully crafted piece of fiction. Any semblance to recent, factual events is purely coincidental. 1 The Veaux-Hanns picked us up Saturday in Pat's Vibe after they had gone to some sort of comedy show down along the Loop. We were ready for them. It was ten … Continue reading It Might Not Have Been Blue Mountain, But We Did Ascend a Mountain in Jamaica
Northern Exposure Pastry Contest Goes Very Much Awry in Germany (Nap Dream)
Don't ask me what was going on in this one. I suppose I was just minding my own business living in my apartment here in St. Louis only it wasn't St. Louis of course it was Germany. I put a packet of ketchup outside one of the doors upstairs on Level 3. Some guys with … Continue reading Northern Exposure Pastry Contest Goes Very Much Awry in Germany (Nap Dream)
Renewal
Me, Ray, Em, and Brook are on the street and some guy resembling Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite was trying to get us to renew our cellular phone service contracts. I was totally into it despite this guy having no apparent legitimacy; he is sitting in a crappy fold-up chair at a crappy table. But … Continue reading Renewal
LUV
The Southwest Airlines CEO offered four of us a ride (me, Ray, Em, Brook). We were close to home already. But Brook accepted. When I got back home—or maybe she arrived later—I slapped her around. I was so mad at her for accepting the ride. The CEO was in SWAT garb for no reason. When … Continue reading LUV
Murder Cover-Up Dream
I had a very bizarre, extended dream in which I abetted one murder, and then another. Both victims were young women. The second murder was done to silence a gal who was putting together the pieces of the first murder. The first gal...I can't remember how she died. I wasn't in the room but I … Continue reading Murder Cover-Up Dream
Yasser USA
I had a dream that we took a field trip in my biopsych class and rode a bus to Yasser Arafat's compound somewhere in the USA, I think Boston although it wasn't really Boston of course and it only took maybe an hour and a half to get there. We never came under attack although … Continue reading Yasser USA
Real Roasted Beef
Lion's Choice Meredith (hose) Cop was the killer [04.01.2007]
FOX
There was a fox threatening the life of another little critter that J.O. Haley had come to have affection for. He called me into a room to point it out. The fox was scary. I thought about how to get at it but I don't think either of us ended up doing anything. [03.31.2003]
Jesus Freaks
My intramural (IM) team got thrown out of a game and then the whole league. I had been arguing with the refs but I didn't think that that could have been the reason our team had gotten tossed. So I looked into it. Our team name was "The Jesus Freaks". I alleged discrimination and said … Continue reading Jesus Freaks
My Life as a Quant
I was walking down a big hill, first with Brian Ebel, then with Dad. We ordered burgers halfway down the hill but got to the bottom quicker than we thought and said, "Screw 'em." Meaning the half-way down burgers. So we ordered some more burgers at the bottom. One was a burger bagel and the … Continue reading My Life as a Quant