A few from the Confusion Series

I. What Time Is It?

Holy shit! What time is it?
OMFG! What time is it?
Did you just hear the doorbell ring?
What time is it?

II. This Stain

How long has my lava lamp
been going?
How many sheets can I
fill ‘fore I’m spent?
How many more Goldfish
can I even have?
And will someone please
explain this stain?

III. Sarcogophegesus

My nasal passages are
STUFFED
Right on down through my
trachea and into
my escargophasus.

IV. Didn’t I know?

Yesterday I spent hours
just looking for the date.