My intramural (IM) team got thrown out of a game and then the whole league. I had been arguing with the refs but I didn’t think that that could have been the reason our team had gotten tossed.
So I looked into it. Our team name was “The Jesus Freaks”. I alleged discrimination and said we’d bring a lawsuit. There was one fella in the IM office that worked with me to get to the bottom of it.
I alleged that it was another fella in the office that had worked to get us tossed. The guy (A) who had helped us didn’t believe me at first but I came up with evidence—the document our enemy (B) had used to get us tossed.
It said something about “free love” and a white substance called carborundum.
I went to the office and was yelling at the top of my lungs saying guy B had discriminated against us. Professor Wagner from Torts was in the office. I wondered how she’d react to seeing me yell at the top of my lungs. I wanted to fight the guy.
We met at one point and I bit his nose, like The Penguin. I stuck my finger in his face and then he put his nostril on it, forcing my finger way up in it. Then he moved his head around in a circle.
I could feel his nose cartilage.