Is it June, or am I
just in Austin, Texas?
Today, Labor Day, is for
all of the people who work
nine to five (or more).
Anyone normally working
nine to five (or more)
who has neglected
to take this day off to:
get drunk
sleep around the house
take his kid to the beach
write a haiku
stock up on toilet paper
should be committed.
Not myself among the
nine to five throng
I don’t deserve this
wheelbarrow loaded with
twenty-four golden bricks.
No meaning in any of them.
by J Randall and R Wisdom Two young men are headed north on I-55 in a brilliant blue, sleek Pontiax Grand Am. The String Cheese Incident are playing on the car stereo. It is summertime. It's hot out. The AC is on. It's late morning. R: Now every time I come up on these fucking … Continue reading Returnin from Chicago, 7.28.2001
Iranian TV claims at least 20 people killed and eight wounded in US air raids against Herat in western Afghanistan...Taliban vows movement won't hand over Osama bin Laden...[ooh]...even at the cost of every life in Afghanistan...Secretary of State Powell says administration's vision of a post-Taliban Afghanistan involves the country's exiled King playing an important role … Continue reading Coming around at 9:11
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There are certain things out there that everyone's gonna recognize, things that're gonna resonate with everybody. And, I think one that most people have in common is that they can't stand these Tom Shayne Diamond Business—Now You Have a Friend in the Diamond business commercials. They are the absolute worst.
So you can wear socks with your sandals. The sock has an indendation between the big toe and the fourth toe. So you can slide your sandal right on and still be wearing the sock. Prevents blisters; your feet from getting dirty; and people from having to look at your toes. Pack of three, $8.99
by Joseph Portera
by Joseph Portera
Last night was OK. The law school SBA had a $1k bar tab so I had about five free whiskey and cokes, although there was hardly any whiskey in them. The bar sucked. The music sucked. Mostly hip-hop. I was out there dancing on this little shitty dance floor (with a big TV projection screen … Continue reading Personally? I blame the birds.
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