I had a plan to make a huge garden, which was going to serve as a main food source for several people. The plan was very optimistic. Ray was involved. I was making the argument that we could do it, pointing to a strange eggplant that had already grown without much effort on our parts. … Continue reading A Garden for All
Author: johnbrandall
John Randall is a writer living in Missouri. His interests include camping, running, walking, cutting and burning wood, messing around with magnets, foraging, and listening to podcasts, many of them about baseball.
Aardvark
I was in the back of a taxiout in the country withtwo gals and an anteater. The anteater was a he butnow was a she. It had askirt and I caught sight ofits bush. I scratched behind its ears. "It's real good with that,"one of the girls said. She was Courtney, cousin from Mass.The other … Continue reading Aardvark
Little Banksy
Midget graffiti artistdressed like a bird [03.07.2007]
Tigers v. Marlins
Tigers v. Marlins but Dontrelle pitching for FLA gives up three doubles in the first. Tigers don't score, Granderson out stealing, tagged by Delmon Young in a Reds uni streaking in from center field. Also, Jill Christensen, old neighbor, has me over. Date. Also, go to bar and shoot pool with the bartender. He asks … Continue reading Tigers v. Marlins
Pelosi High
Killed someone in self-defense. I wasn't sure what to do about it because that would bring out the cops and I have these plants... What I did was, I was driving with this guy; he was driving me; holding me against my will. I reached over and somehow pulled out his jugular vein or carotid … Continue reading Pelosi High
See, I Can’t 100% Distinguish
Many times woken up during dream into real world of bed and blankets but also went back to dreaming. Brookie was in this dream. Said April was going to be a "fuckfest". Here are randoms: Man in Cadillac, $5 in the backseat, dating or just friends with an African American woman who one day I … Continue reading See, I Can’t 100% Distinguish
Blenders
I was captured and imprisoned by government. At first I wasn't allowed to make any contact with the outside world. I really missed B. I figured she was pregnant and had maybe already borne my son. I sold my Swatch for the opportunity to use the phone. I was arrested because I was part of … Continue reading Blenders
Eight, what is it?
Eight, what is it? Ah, it's Monday, it's 8:43 pm right now. It's the 27th of August, two-thousand-and-one. [Clear throat] I've had a...not-so-pleasant day. I wouldn't say it was one of the worst days of my life, even though I thought that many times during the day. I just, ah, felt kind of overwhelmed in … Continue reading Eight, what is it?
The Number Nine
I was tryingto catch a bus. Ray was in this dream.An apartment somewhere,Jack Hunter. Over by the bus in a short one piece body dresswas a black gal in myWills class who reminds me of Nalo,from high school. Her dressis riding up. She's got no panties on. Her clit is wet and throbbing.We were waiting … Continue reading The Number Nine
Weight Room
In a weight room/cafeteria. Doingleg lifts when alarm went off. Staff therewas urban Af-Ams. One guy explains his lingo,"If you're electric and the other person isn't,you've got digits." And he said,"That rich guy has really broad shoulders."Not me. It was crowded there. [02.26.2003]
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